Давно было любопытно, что дословно поют в заглавной теме сериала “Теория Большого Взрыва”. Разбирал только часть слов – уж слишком быстро лопочут не по-нашему, а перематывать и слушать по сто раз не было никакой охоты.
В общем, раскопал текст.
The Big Bang Theory lyrics
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait…
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall [we built the pyramids],
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!
"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died [they froze their asses off]
The oceans said, "pangea
See ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya"
Set in motion by the same big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
It’s expanding ever outward but one day
It will pause and start to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won’t be here, it wont be heard
Our best and brightest figure that it’ll make an even bigger bang!
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating how were here they’re catching deer (we’re catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Descartes, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
Перевод.
Не… приготовился выкладывать гугл-перевод, а гугл перевел далеко не мега круто. Поэтому, не будет вам перевода. 
И, да! Классный сериал!